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anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else to; you ain’t special. Sit down.
baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
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